Strat-O-Matic Report
BOXSCORE: 2008 Chainsaw Proctologists At 2008 Santa Fe Trailer Bitch 7/8/2009
Proctologists AB R H RBI AVG Trailer Bitches AB R H RBI AVG
W.Taveras CF 3 0 1 0 .256 A.Jones RF 4 2 2 0 .250
A-B.Harris PH 1 0 1 1 .270 T.Helton 1B 4 1 2 0 .234
B-K.Fukudome CF 1 0 0 0 .257 J.Hairston Jr LF 6 0 0 0 .326
S.Schumaker RF 5 0 2 0 .264 S.Drew SS 6 0 2 2 .291
G.Anderson LF 5 0 0 0 .276 I.Kinsler 2B 5 0 2 1 .318
M.Thames DH 6 2 2 2 .270 A.Laroche DH 5 0 1 0 .201
L.Overbay 1B 5 1 1 0 .298 D-M.Prado PR,DH 0 1 0 0 .304
C.Gomez 3B 4 0 2 1 .259 C.Beltran CF 5 1 2 0 .303
C-B.Dewitt 3B 1 0 0 0 .287 K.Kouzmanoff 3B 4 0 2 2 .276
G.Laird C 5 0 1 0 .216 J.Flores C 5 0 1 0 .215
A.Hill 2B 4 0 0 0 .238
J.Wilson SS 4 1 2 0 .230
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Totals 44 4 12 4 Totals 44 5 14 5
A-Pinch Hit For Taveras In 7th Inning
B-Subbed Defensively (CF) For Harris In 7th Inning
C-Subbed Defensively (3B) For Gomez In 8th Inning
D-Pinch Ran For Laroche In 10th Inning
Proctologists... 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 - 4 12 2
Trailer Bitches. 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 1 - 5 14 2
Proctologists (27-57) IP H R ER BB SO HR PC ERA SCORESHEET
B.Colon 5 2/3 4 2 2 2 4 0 86 6.46 A1 C5
D.Braden 1 1/3 1 0 0 1 2 0 30 4.62 C6 D2
R.Speier HOLD(4th) 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 12 3.86 D3 D6
C.Park BS(7th) 1 1/3 4 2 2 0 1 0 34 8.28 D7 E6
L.Cormier L(0-1) BS(2nd) 0 2/3 4 1 1 0 0 0 28 4.05 E7
Totals 10 14 5 5 3 7 0
Trailer Bitches (42-42) IP H R ER BB SO HR PC ERA SCORESHEET
A.Sonnanstin 6 2/3 7 2 2 0 2 0 102 6.93 A1 C9
D.Bush BS(1st) 2 1/3 5 2 2 1 2 2 41 3.78 D1 E4
B.Carlyle 1 2/3 0 0 0 2 1 0 22 4.83 E5 F3
O.Dotel WIN(3-3) 0 1/3 0 0 0 0 1 0 5 5.23 F4
Totals 11 12 4 4 3 6 2
ATTENDANCE- 13,061 DATE- Wednesday, July 8th 2009 TIME- Day
T- 4:05
LEFT ON BASE- Proctologists:12 Trailer Bitches:13
DOUBLE PLAYS- Proctologists: 0 Trailer Bitches: 0
ERRORS- G.Laird, A.Hill, K.Kouzmanoff-2
DOUBLES- J.Wilson(7th), A.Jones(10th)
TRIPLES- J.Wilson(1st)
HOME RUNS- M.Thames-2(16th)
STOLEN BASES- W.Taveras(49th), I.Kinsler(9th), M.Prado(3rd), C.Beltran(12th)
SACRIFICE HITS- A.Hill
SACRIFICE FLIES- K.Kouzmanoff
WALKS- K.Fukudome, S.Schumaker, G.Anderson, A.Jones, T.Helton-2
HIT BY PITCH- J.Wilson, A.Jones
STRIKE OUTS- S.Schumaker, M.Thames-2, L.Overbay-3, J.Hairston Jr, I.Kinsler,
A.Laroche, K.Kouzmanoff-2, J.Flores-2
WILD PITCHES- A.Sonnanstine
Shortstop Stephen Drew had 2 base hits and 2 RBI as the Santa Fe Trailer
Bitches outscored the pathetic Chainsaw Proctologists in 11 innings 5 to
4.
The score was knotted at 3 after nine innings. Santa Fe won it in the 11th
inning. Adam Jones lined a single. Todd Helton came next and he delivered a
single. Jerry Hairston Jr then reached on an error. Drew followed and he
slapped a one-base hit resulting in an exciting win for Santa Fe and a
raucous post-game celebration by the home town fans. It was roller coaster
of a game as the lead change hands 5 times.
Octavio Dotel(3-3) allowed no runs in 1/3 of an inning, and picked up the
victory. The losing pitcher was Lance Cormier(0-1) in relief. He allowed 4
hits and no walks in 2/3 of an inning.
SCORESHEET: 2008 Chainsaw Proctologists at 2008 Santa Fe Trailer Bitches
W.Tavera-A1 A1:G/23 B1:G/63 C1:Si D1:Si>3# E1:F/9>23 F1:W>12 b
B.Harris-D1 1
K.Fukudo-D4
S.Schuma-A1 A2:Si *3*:F/8 C2:SB>12 D2:W>12 b E2:K F2:G/23>2
Si>23 1 3 12
G.Anders-A1 A3:F/9 B3:F/7 C3:L/4 D3:G/31 E3:G/63 F3:IW>b1
M.Thames-A1 A4:WP>12 B4:F/8 *6*:G/13 *8*:HR>b# *10*:HR>b F4:K
K #
L.Overba-A1 *2*:Si+E/ *4*:K C5:G/13 D5:K E5:K
5
C.Gomez-A1 A6:Si>2# B6:L/5 C6:G/63 D6:Si+E/5 E6:G/43
B.Dewitt-D9
G.Laird-A1 A7:Si>12 B7:F/9 *7*:G/63 D7:G/63 E7:F/7
A.Hill-A1 A8:Sac/24 *5*:G/13 C8:G/63 D8:L/6 *11*:G/63
>23 12
J.Wilson-A1 A9:G/13 B9:F/7 C9:Tr *9*:Do E9:HBP
A.Jones-A1 A1:Do B1:F/7 *6*:F/8 D1:W>12 b E1:HBP>12 *11*:Si
1
T.Helton-A1 A2:W>b1 B2:Si C2:W>b1 D2:G/43 E2:F/9 F2:Si>12
J.Hairst-A1 A3:Force/ B3:F/8 C3:F/7 *8*:F/9 E3:K F3:E/4>23
14>23 1o 12
b1
S.Drew-A1 A4:Force/ *4*:F/9 C4:Si>12 D4:G/43 E4:F/9 F4:Si>3#
64>3# 1o 23 12
b1
I.Kinsle-A1 A5:K B5:F/9 C5:Si>2# D5:Si *10*:G/53
13
A.Laroch-A1 *2*:L/4 B6:G/43 C6:K D6:SB+E/2 E6:Si
M.Prado-E7 >13 G/3
C.Beltra-A1 A7:G/31 *5*:G/31 *7*:G/63 *9*:Si E7:SB>12
Si>23
K.Kouzma-A1 A8:K B8:K C8:Si D8:SB>12 E8:SF/7>3
Si>2# #
J.Flores-A1 *3*:K B9:F/9 C9:K D9:Si>13 E9:G/53